i used to believe that oral sex was the sound you made when you were having sex. i had no idea that i was so wrong!!!
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think that oral sex was talking about sex. I was wrong when I found out the truth.Anon
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - I used to believe that oral sex was when you yelled, or made noise while having sex.— M
- I had tinnitus as a child and used to believe that it was the sound that the devil made when he was closeby— Helen
- I used to think that the sound made from airplanes flying over me was the antenna scrapping across the sky.— Richard J Brown
- I use to believe the sound that a car made when it was running low on gas was what they called horse power...— Bianca