When I was five, I used to believe that once you got married, you automatically had kids. I once visited a married couple's house with my parents and thought it was strange that they didn't have any kids.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to think that as soon as you were married the woman automatically got pregnant.Anon
- I used to think that when a couple got married and went on their honeymoon, they took a vacation to the moon.— Jen
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- Migets were people who were bad when they were kids and there parents didn't let them grow up.— Teresa
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty