I used to think that God's name was Artie... My Grandpa said grace so fast before we ate so it sounded like this every time : "Artie, Heavenly Father, we thank Thee for these Thy gifts".... (Our Dear Heavenly Father). It took me years to figure it out.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- When I was a child I used to belive that my father had forever been a 40 years old man.— Nicola
- My father told me that Spam was a mix of sparrow and ham. I believed this for years lol— Tara the Terror
- My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!— Me
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox