Until I was about 10, I was convinced that the song "Auld Lang Syne" was about doing things "for the sake of Old Man's Eye".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I used to believe that you could pass things down the telephone.Anon
- I used to believe that when you lost things, it sometimes was because they had really vanished. — fluffy