This isn't my belief, buy when my sister was little, she thought a hamster was a type of pig, a fetish was a large rat, and a bra was a beautiful woman.
My mother got very mad at me for teaching her these things when my sister told her teacher that she was her favourite bra ever.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon
- I used to belief sloths lived in trees outside my childhood home. My older sister told me so.Anon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- When my sister's father went to Seattle, my sister said "Is Attle nice?" She thought Attle was a person's name— zzo38
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- When I first heard of Amsterdam I thought it was "Hamster's Den"— Bootlebat