I used to think that if I watered my boobs they would grow. Then one day my older and evil sister told me that wouldn't work - I had to pull them and stretch them. I did BOTH for quite a long time, needless to say, it never worked!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.— Booey
- I used to believe that you could stretch a rat's body to be super long.Anon
- when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.
— JW - My older brother used to tell me if you ate raw potatoes your teeth would grow long and curly!— Lauren
- When I was little I believed little men and little women worked inside my body to make everything work.— Ashley
- I thought if someone worked full time it meant they worked 24/7 and never did anything else!— andalite