When I was 4 or 5, my little brother was singing Deck the Halls (with the correct words), and I promptly corrected him: "No, it's 'strike the harp and join the FOREST!'"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought I would fall through the cracks in my grandmother's deck.— Hannah
- I used to believe that Canada was a territory of the U.S. and was one big forest.Anon
- When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.Anon
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou
- I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!Anon