I used to believe that teachers didn't actually have first names and they were all christened with the name 'Mr' or 'Miss' so they knew they were gonna be a teacher when they grew up.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- I used to believe that the teacher's lounge was where the teachers went to make out.— Julia
- I used to think that my teachers knew everything. — Unknown
- I used to turn the TV off when I left the room so I didn't miss anything.— S.Lee
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS