A few days ago, my girlfriend and I went to eat at Pizza Hut. There was a very loud little league baseball team, probably between ages 8 and 12. They were all talking about their girlfriends (obviously made up) and coming up with reasons why none of the others could meet them such as they were international models and traveled a lot. The conversation went on and one of them asked something about what a wet dream was. there was a bit of a pause and one of the kids said very loudly that it was when you peed while sleeping. ... All the other boys agreed, and my girlfriend and I started laughing uncontrollably at our table.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- My girlfriend believed someone who told her that chewing gum was made from dogs bones!— tony
- I thought for some reason that chewing tobacco was REQUIRED for Major League Baseball players.— Jeff
- My girlfriend belived that sitcoms were called that because you sat down to watch them.— Zeppy
- My mom used to believe that the San Francisco Giants baseball team were actual giants.Anon
- I thought the lyrics to "We're going to Ibiza" by the Venga Boys was "We're going to eat pizza"— ShannonOfDoom
- I used to think when I peed in the shower as a kid, the water coming back through the showerhead was my pee.— gregg