my girlfriend said to me once "when i was little i saw my dad go tothe loo once and i said to my mum "when im older i want to pee standing up"
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- My girlfriend belived that sitcoms were called that because you sat down to watch them.— Zeppy
- My girlfriend believed someone who told her that chewing gum was made from dogs bones!— tony
- My dad used to say that if you ate standing up, then all the food would go to your big toe.Anon
- I used to think it was possible for girls to pee standing up. I even tried.Anon
- That is was a "standing obation" not "ovation"— Robin