When I was little, I always misheard the word "ultimatum" and thought it was "ultomato." I didn't understand what making demands had to do with tomatoes, but I figured it was something bad.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to get mad when people used the word "native" because I thought they were making fun of my name!— Nate
- when i was little i thought pigs ate only tomatoes because bacon and ham was red when cooked.Anon
- I used to believe that eating too many tomatoes could make you pregnant.— Mariah
- I used to think that tornadoes were giant tomatoes that would sit on top of your house until everyone died.— Maggie
- I used to think that the title of Barry Manilow's song "Looks Like We Made It" was "Looks Like Tomatoes".— close2nd
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon