I used to believe that the lyrics to Savage Gardens Animal Song was "I wanna live like cannibal" I always wondered why they wanted to eat other people, was it better than eating animals??
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe eating fish enables me to live underwater and eating veggy makes me prettier!— Melody
- I used to be scared that if I chewed my cuticles and swallowed a piece of skin, I would become a cannibal. Anon
- I used to think that artichokes were animals because my mother said we were eating artichoke hearts. Anon
- when i played pretend i always wanted to be the animal. i didnt want to b a person cause their boring lol— Melissa
- I thought Busch Gardens was a public garden owned by George W. Bush.Anon
- I thought that every TV show was filed live, and I always wondered why they never messed up.— Steve