Even before 'the talk' I knew guys had a penis. Well I thought that guys only pooed out diarea because of their penis. I thought they peed and pooed out of it. Know better now.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee
- I thought penis was spelled “Penus”, Like “Venus” but with a P.Anon