I used to believe that if you wore jeans to church, God would strike you down with lightening (I still get a little nervous and pause for a second when I walk through the chuch door wearing jeans...)
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?— music lover
- I used to think that neil diamond was singing about the reverend blue jeansAnon
- In 'Call Me Maybe', I misheard 'Ripped jeans skin' as 'Rich cheese skin'. — Carly Rae Cheddar
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou
- I use to believe that people who wore tuxedos were actually wearing the skins of Penguins. — Keith
- I used to believe that beat bobbies wore big helmets so they couldnt fit into patrol cars,so they had to walk!— Tommy B