When I was younger I thought the lyrics to Feliz Navidad were Police never die and no one corrected me until I was 12!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- When I was younger, my brother told me the police had an infra-red system and could see into everyones house.— Clare, Ireland
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I thought your loins were kidneys, and nobody corrected me until I was a teenagerAnon