When I was 4 or 5, I thought that everyone was a robot, so whenever I saw someone with a zipper on their shirt, dress, or pants, I thought that it removed their human exterior and showed that they were a robot.
I was weird.
A childhood belief about i'm different

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I always thought that a water tower was the robot from the TV show "Lost in Space".— sherryj
- I used to believe that drinking vinegar would turn you into a robot.Anon
- My friend managed to convince a gulliable kid at various stages of school that he was superman and a robot.— naff
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- I thought Marco Polo was a kind of shirt.Anon