I was working in an overnight child care center while majoring in music, and was preparing to conduct the Vivaldi Gloria and Kyrie, and I'd been listening to the recording while the children (I thought) slept, and practicing conducting One section of the Gloria is "Et in Terra Pax Hominibus" (And on Earth, Peace to All Men),.
One of my 4 yr olds asked me if we could sing the "Bus song"-when I asked him what he meant, he sang "It's a terrible piece, oh Minibus!"
One of my 4 yr
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that a conductor while conducting told the players what to play as opposed to their music.— Daryl
- that a piece of liver in your fridge if left overnight would wrap itself around a bottle of milkAnon
- I once thought a vent in my hotel room led down to the center of the earth.— flarn2006
- When listening to the radio in the mornings I felt sorry for singers they had to come and sing that early. — Tereza
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- My brother was listening to The Corrs and instead "leave me breathless" he would sing "give me breakfast".Anon