I used to think that my body was filled with really tiny workers; sort of like Oompa-Loompas. They controlled everything I did. I thought they helped me poop when I needed to go. So they pushed it, when it was too hard I even whispered, "Work harder, I need help!" They also painted pictures of my memories and thumbtacked or sticky-tacked them in the walls of my brain.
Kinda weird...
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- when i was about 5-8 i used to believe that oompa loompas lived in traffic lights and controlled the lights!!— ~wierd ~
- when i was little, i thought that a con artist was a person that painted pictures of people commiting crimes— kimkim
- I used to think a con artist was someone who painted pictures in prison.— Brandon Campbell
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I used to see "End Road Work" signs, and thought they were a sort of protest.— Sebastian