I used to believe that every time that it was raining, God was peeing and every time it hailed, God was pooping little balls of ice on us.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if it was raining, it was raining all over the world at the same time!— stuart bradley
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon
- I remember drinking red kool aid and peeing at the same time. I was expecting it to be red.Anon
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- I used to believe if it was raining in the town I lived in then it was raining everywhere in the world — Pablo
- When I was young I thought that if it was raining here it was raining everywhere. — Dustin