As a child, I had walked in on my dad in the bathroom once or twice, prompting my mom to give me "the talk," so I wasn't exactly a stranger to the male anatomy.
One day, though, I ended up playing doctor with a friend of mine and found that his penis was a lot smaller than my dad's, both in absolute terms and in proportion to the rest of his body. I knew from TV that having a small penis was something to be ashamed of, so I teased him for it for years. It never occured to me that they grow the way they do
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - a male friend of mine used to think that only women who had been pregnant had periods— oiman