I used to think that chicken kievs were made from posh russian chickens that had been exclusively fed on a diet of butter and garlic.
I also thought that they would wear little fur hats, becuase it was cold in russia.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I use to think that garlic was green in garlic butter until I found out that is was chopped parsley :)— Kellie
- i used to believe that Chicken McNuggets come from baby chickens.— Micky D =)
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- i thought salt made food cold, since pepper made it *hot* — cattiva
- My mother told me if I ate too much butter I'd get worms. I didn't eat too much butter...— Dicky