when my cousin first learned the water cycle he told me about evaporation, and told me that was when the water on the ground suddenly flew up into the air and that i was too small so i would be sucked up with it, and he told me that if this happened he would have to tackle me and hold me down..so i went on for years fearing that one day it would rain up instead of down and some random guy would tackle me and hold me down so i didn't fly into the clouds
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- My dad always told me to never hold my sneeze and if I did, then my head will explode.— anon.
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- My mom told me that rain would help me grow... at a small 5'3" the reality set in quickly.Anon
- My cousin once told me that glass was made from ground up beetles, and I believed her! — benjymous
- If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)— aj