i always thought that funerals were sad plays and that they were still living and they left to go to acting school. Damn i was a stupid child.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- I used to believe that funerals were a place you went to buy fruit.— Paulette
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that there were dinosaurs living in the mountains near where I live.— Teacher LM
- I used to believe if I fed my cat dog food that he would turn into a dog or start acting like one— Clodagh
- It never occured to me as a child that teachers lived in houses. I thought they lived at school...— Heidi, Pittsburgh, PA