i used to think the words to footloose (as i didnt actually know the title of the song and was about 8 years old) were nuttergutter cut loose for luce, kick up a sunday shoes, please, louise cut me up on my knees, jack,get back,come on before we crack, luce, for luce, everybody clap for luce..
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- "She's got the Jack" by ACDC was "She's got the Clap".— Cybela
- I used to think that the title of Barry Manilow's song "Looks Like We Made It" was "Looks Like Tomatoes".— close2nd
- I thought the song "Little Deuce Coupe" was "Little Loose Tooth".Anon
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- I thought a tidal wave was acutualy a title wave because if the wave was big enough it had its own title!— Nate