I thought in the song Ho Ho Ho It's magic said "Ho Ho Ho It's MY Dick, you know"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When i was a kid, i thought that the tv changed channels by dark magic.— Anna
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe in the magic— Mohammed Samoan
- I used to believe that mall directories were magic because they always knew where you were.— eric
- when i was 6 i used to believe that birds were magical creatures and used magic to fly— Serriu
- I used to believe airplanes were powered by magic carpets.— Anonymous