I thought the REM song Stand said "Stan's in the place where you live" I guess I thought it was about a stalker
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I thought that a mosque (a muslim church) was a place where mosquitoes live.Anon
- I used to think that a mosque was a place where mosquitoes live.Anon
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon