I was always very close to my grandmother. She was very proper...always a lady. One day out of nowhere she passed gas...I went running into the kitchen, because I couldn't believe what I'd heard, and she looked at me and simply said "Did you see that barking spider?" From that point on I would say that at home to my parents because I believed there truly were barking spiders!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- Whenever on of my parents let one lose, they would say, "Barking Spiders!"— Ginger
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- When I was little I used to believe that dogs talked to each other when barking.Anon
- when I was a child I used to believe...that dogs barking at night were chating about their day job.— Ronald Sanchez
- I believed as a child that the proper name for windscreen wipers was "lig-logs".— Ray