I used to believe that my poo was a little bit of my brain and every time i pooped some of my brain would come out. When I was 7 my Dad was teaching my to recite poetry. I had memorized the poem and was about o recite it when i excused myself to go to the bathroom. I spent a lot of time in there and when I came out, I found i had forgotten some of the poem. I thought i had pooped out my memory and started taking notes of EVERYTHING so I wouldn't forget anything when I pooped.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I believed that chickens pooped eggs (male and female)— WHAT-A-Doodle-WHO??
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I used to believe it was illegal to not recite the pledge at school. Anon
- I thought my brain would explode if it was in the sun too long— Heather