Until I was a teenager, I thought the song "Maneater" was about a cannabilistic woman. I pictured her looking like a demon with wild Medusa-like hair!
Watch out, boy! She'll chew you up!
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I was told that if you chew your hair you end up with a hairball in your stomach and DIE!!!!!— Cat
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- I thought when you chew gum and you swallot it you would choke and die o_o— Courtney
- I thought your loins were kidneys, and nobody corrected me until I was a teenagerAnon