When I was little, the song "How Bizarre" by OMC was really popular. And I always thought he said "cruising down the freeway in my hot croissant".
I had weird images of the guy and his whole band driving a giant pastry roll thing.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- i used to believe the song "band on the run" was "band on the rug"— someone
- I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.Anon
- for my little sis -
Paul McCarty song "Band on the Run" but when she sang it it was "Man has the Runs"Anon - Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess