my brother used to think god was called peter because when you go to church you say thanks be to god, and he thought it was thanks peter god. god being his sirname. obviously. Also, he thought when you say let us pray, he thought it was lettuce pray and always started looking for lettuce!
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that cabbage was hot lettuce!!— smell
- I used to believe that cabbage was lettuce that had grown up.— JHR
- When I was little, I used to think that brussel sprouts were midget lettuce.— Jules
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- When i was about 4 i used to think the birds of pray were called that because they preyed before they ate!— Alien 5247
- i thought that new disney peter pan song said "spread your legs" but its really "spread your wings"— shasta