i had my7 year old cousin over and i was checking my emails as she was sat with me. In the email it said "ROFL" (Rolling on floor laughing)
My cousin, being the dipstick she is, thought it was another word for Funny, like "hilarious" or something.
So when she tells stories about funny things instead of saying "it was funny" she says "It was roffle"
:/
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- As a kid I thought dogs stupid but funny and that cats were evil demons. — Gemini
- I thought the expression "so funny I forgot to laugh" was literal instead of sarcastic— Not so funny after all
- I used to confuse tentacles and testicles when I was younger. It was funny— Chelsea
- i used to believe the news readers on TV could see us and i'd make funny faces to try to "distract" themAnon
- If you pull a funny face, the wind will blow and it will get stuck.Anon
- Looking back at it, the belief that dogs eat cats is a pretty funny idea. I used to believe it myself.Anon