When I was six years old, I asked my father what my testicles were for. He jokingly told me, "Son, those keep your penis from flying away." So I took him seriously. I believed him for about a half a year until I convinced my friend of the same thing. Then we tryed to spread the word, but we got into a big argument with another kid about it...................
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used believe and erection was when your testicles went into your penisAnon
- i thought that new disney peter pan song said "spread your legs" but its really "spread your wings"— shasta
- I used to think that 'testicles' was the word for the arms of a squid or an octopus. — Emily
- My father told me that Spam was a mix of sparrow and ham. I believed this for years lol— Tara the Terror
- i used to think technology was "flying cars" and that we would have them by the year 2000.— josieg
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous