I died laughing when my 9 year old niece sang Beyonce's "Irreplaceable":
"I could have a barbeque in a minute."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- I believed that those who died would be resurrected a year later.— crow
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- My niece used to believe that I lived in the sky because she always saw me leave for school on an airplane.Anon