Father Christmas used to like a bottle of beer in our house so I'd imagined how he'd feel when he got home after visiting every house imagine all that beer in one night. No wonder he had a red nose and a beer belly.
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara
- I was always told that beer was made from horse pee.— Just me
- I used to believe that beer was called daddy juise
— jason