one day I caught my dad in the kitchen wearing noting but his underwear. back then they didn't wear boxers so he was in his briefs which of course meant to a kid that daddy must have something in his shorts cause you couldn't see that when he was wearing pants. I looked at my mom and said...look mommy daddy pooped his pants.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that babies were born wearing clothes - a red top and denim shorts. Anon
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- when i was a youngen i used to believe that condoms looked like pants!!— joey
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell