In kindergarten I finally admitted to my mom that I never wanted to be a teenager because teenagers have to go on dates with boys and take off their clothes.
She assured me that the clothes part was completely optional.
A childhood belief about getting older
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my clothes were shrinking not that I was growing.— Joann
- I used to think that the clothes in the thrift store were new— Ellie
- I used to believe that clothes got smaller if you didn't wear them very often.Anon
- I used to believe that my dogs diet was clothes, because that was all I ever saw him eating— kay
- I believe that it would rain when God would be having a shower or washing his clothes.— Karina
- that creases in clothes would pinch your skin — katy