I ate that old Ninja Turtles cereal that they used to sell, and one day, my feces was green. (This is disgusting, I know. Hahahha.) So I thought that I was on my way to becoming a Ninja Turtle and named myself "Michaelangelo the second." I got my Mum to buy me a costume and everything.
LOL.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- If someone broke into my house at night my ninja turtles would come to life to protect me.— blip
- When I was a child i thought turtle wax, was to wax turtles.— J.P.
- I used to believe that "Meningococcal" was pronounced "Ninja cockel."Anon
- Turtles can fly. I believed it for ages.
My turtle got lost or probably died and I was told it flew away.Anon - I used to think that when you poured milk into your cereal, the cereal multiplied.— Allen
- Someone told me mascara was made from bat feces. To this day, I'm not sure if it's true.— Schmoopy