My biggest fear of the toilet when I was younger was that if I ate something good like meat, it would exit my body, enter the toilet, and a crocodile would smell it and snap my bottom right off from underneath me.
A childhood belief about fear of

others believed things like this
- i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- I used to believe that the reflection at the bottom of cup of liquid was a crocodile waiting to gobble me up.— Aaron
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon - My brother (who was 6 at the time) would never flush the toilet in fear of our new house being blown up! Anon
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo