When I was very small, I absolutely believed that my brain was run by a bunch of very small men who lived inside (probably Oompa-Loompa-inspired). Each little man was in charge of a different thing; some of them ran my arms and legs, and others aimed my eyes, and so on. My memory was actually a very large set of little drawers (I had been very impressed by the card catalog at the library), and one special little man knew where everything was. So when I wanted to remember something, he went and got it out of the drawer for me.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I believed that the inside of a tomato was a small, living creature and I flatly refused to eat that bit.Anon
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- When i was small i used to think god lived on top of my house and the devil lived right underneath it.— Missuss D
- When I was small I thought people were actually inside the TV and that we could take them out.Anon
- I thought that a travel visa was a special credit card which was used for travellingAnon
- i used to think a small man named homer lived in my grandmother's freezer and made ice. — ana