I was babysitting this girl and her sister, they asked me about the places I have visited. Well I mentioned that I had been to Chicago. The girl looks at me in disgust, and says, "I will never go to Chicago! THEY EAT MONKEYS THERE!"
One of the most hilarious things I have heard from a kid, I really would love to know how she came upon that wonderful notion!
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- That Madonna sang "I'm a cheerio girl" instead of material girl— HN
- I always thought instead of saying "Im a material girl" Madonna was saying "Im a cheerio girl".— Tiffany
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- I used to think that Cain and Able were brother and sister (with Able being the girl).— Duh