When I was a schoolgirl, the teacher always would ask if someone needed "to be excused" as a way of asking if anyone needed to go to the bathroom. I got used to the phrase as meaning that. Then one day I caused quite a laugh on the playground when the teacher saw I was having some sort of difficulty and asked wahat was wrong. I replied, "I stepped in a place where a dog got excused."
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- I used to belief that if you bought a car you needed to put it togetter yourself— Bugs
- I used to believe that you needed a prescription to drink Dr. Pepper.Anon
- The bus needed coins to run; it would melt them down and use them as fuelAnon
- When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.— Bryan