When I was younger I thought being circumsized meant that you had a sex change. When I noticed that I had a scar on my penis I asked my parents what it was. They told me I had been circumsized. I was devistated.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- When I was younger, I think i can change my brother with a friend— Mbaclé du 55
- I used to believe that the day would change to the next day after my parents went to bed!— Sarah B
- I used to think being on holiday meant that you were moving house temporarily, like with a change of address.Anon
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - When I was younger, I wanted to marry Willie Nelson so I wouldn't have to change my name.— stacy