In the song "Simply Irresistible", the guy sings "She's all mine, there's no telling where we'll go" or something. I always thought he was saying "Geez oh man, there's no telling where we'll go". It made sense to me because he was like knocked off his feet by the girl.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- If you had a mouth ulcer it's because you've been telling lies.— David Smithers
- my brother stopped me sucking my thumb by telling me the scissor man would come and cut it off
he was evilAnon - my mother was able to stop me from sucking my thumb by telling me it would rust and fall off!!— lv
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- I thought the "physically fit" lines in the song "I Like to Move It" were "fizzy coloured feet".Anon
- My dad thought robin feet were made out of wood because they look like twigs.— Molly