You know those itty bitty so small you can barely see them spiders that are always, like, red, yellow, or orange? Well, when I was four years old my older brother told that those spiders were flavored. So I spent three years squishing them on my finger and licking them off. I never noticed a taste and he explained this away by saying "They're just too small for you to taste it strongly". I learned the truth when my second grade teacher caught me eating one at recess and told me he had lied. I WILL get him back one day...
A childhood belief about creepy crawlies
others believed things like this
- When I was a small boy, I used to believe there were spiders in the toilets.— nicolas, a French student in 8th grade
- I know this isnt a huge funny belief, but I used to think that all spiders were poisonous. I love spiders now!— Sammy
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- My mum always told me not to pick my nose and eat it because spiders would grow in my tummy......— Ben
- I used to believe that spiders were actualy miniature living versions of my brother.— ***PuNk
- My mom told me that if I didn't wash my hair black widow spiders would come live in it.— grew up in Nebraska