When I was really little, geese would sometimes fly by my house. They were very loud and only flew at like, 6 in the morning, so everyone would wake up and watch them. I would always point out the window and say, "look at the gooses!" and my mother would correct me, "not gooses, a goose and some geese". When I went to school a while later and the teacher read a story about a goose, I raised my hand and told her, "it's not a goose, it's a goose and some geese."
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!— Tootie Fruity - When I was little, I thought the singular form of geese was "gee"— Kate
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!