When I was little, my mother use to tell me that Kidney beans came from hamsters. That was why there were so many hamsters- they were being breed so then we could harvest their kidneys. I still cannot get myself to eat kidney beans.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- I used to think that people who donated their kidneys were doing it for steak and kidney pie.Anon
- ...that ham came from hamsters.— Tom Raywood
- I used to believe that ham came from hamsters.— Paul
- I used to believe that male hamsters just had very big bottoms.— Karen
- i used to believe Amster dam was a dam made out of hamstersAnon