Back when that song "How Bizarre" used to be popular, I used to think it was "Parmesan." I found out this wasn't the case when my mom and I were in the mall and it started to play, and I said, "not 'Parmesan' again!" Once my mom stopped laughing she corrected me. In my defense, I was 8 or 9 at the time :p
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- There was a popular rumor back in grade school that BUBBLE YUM gum was made with spider eggs.— Amber
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon
- I used to think that when a song finished on the radio it would play again on the next station— Maria
- I used to think that if you ate cat food you would die. I found out it wasn't true
— Bob#4 - THat Cheesecake was actually made of cheese. I was 18 when I found out it wasn't!— R
- I used to believe that The Mall Of America was in Canada. — Adam