My Opa (German for grandfather) told all my cousins and I that his scar on his belly that was really from getting his gall bladder out was from pirates that he fought while he was in the army in Alaska. How dumb were we? Pirates in Alaska against the US Army in sword fights in the 1950's, and we bought it until we were almost teens.
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the pirates on the pirates of the caribbean ride would come to life and eat me!— Captain Jack Sparrow
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob
- I used to think that Alaska was an island!— Draqula
- i used to believe alaska was an island because of the way they put it on our booksAnon
- i used to believe that a mortgage was a big pirates chest that my mom and dad used to keep in the attic. — lou