When I was about 4 years old, I used to believe that when the preacher pounded his fist on the pulpit it was because someone was talking in church. My brother told me when I talked in church the preacher would get mad an pound his fist on the pulpit. I believed him.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- I believed God lived in a specific crack in one of the walls of my church — Blake
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou